Artist | Model | Comedian | Based in Los Angeles

American Crustless

Irrevocably changed by the taste of a raspberry Uncrustable, this series is a love story between Woman and Sandwich.

American Crustless debuted on Instagram reels on October 30th, 2025, and has accrued over 2.5 million views.
The sandwich was crafted from a foam mattress topper and cotton batting.

Drunk on fame and jelly, I created a calendar.
It follows the days of a woman who found a sandwich so delicious she now lives inside one.
She is extraordinary. And she is an American.